A Mr. Le F. writes:
"The Hell Law says that Hell is reserved exclusively for them that believe
in it. Further, the Lowest Ring in Hell is reserved for them that believe in
it on the supposition that they'll go there if they don't."
--The Gospel According to Fred, 3:1,
from the Principia Discordia
(if you never got around to getting a copy or printing it off the Net, go
http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~tilt/principia/body.html , where you will stumble on
other wisdom such as the following:
"Did you know that there is a million bucks hidden in the house next
"But there is no house next door."
"No? Then let's go build one!"
"There are trivial truths & there are great truths. The opposite of a
trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true."
M2: Everything is true.
GP: Even false things?
M2: Even false things are true.
GP: How can that be?
M2: I don't know man, I didn't do it.
The LAW OF NEGATIVE REVERSAL states that if something does not happen then
the exact opposite will happen, only in exactly the opposite manner from that
in which it did not happen.