Saturday, December 22, 2007

In the Coming Year!

Video Games I Want To See in the Coming Year
by John Wójtowicz

Russian sex-traffickers in speedboats with submachine guns off the
coast of Dubai – the classic!

The one where hitherto peaceful fishing vessels open fire on each
other, Iceland and Portugal, for instance.

The role-playing game where the psychopath BDSM overlord makes you do
data entry in a poorly lit cubicle in a windowless room for 13 hours
with breaks only for bathroom and the vending machines for 52 weeks
straight with no vacation.

Inventing & marketing utterly superfluous flavors & products with
names like "Choco Rico" and "Odorific" and "Licorice Guarana Pheromone
Deluxe".

Railroading an election by juggling the votes by rigging the voting
machines by blaming it all on tiny little pieces of paper.

You run a virtual factory on a video screen that produces make-believe
objects just like the real ones they used to make here and they now do
for real in China in filthy factories right this minute round the
clock.

Live online webcam dating where you're required to appear entirely
naked, in your natural hair color, showing your passport, driver's
license or photo ID, credit and employment history, proof of health
insurance, blood test results, SAT scores, MBTI, MMPI, astrological
chart, and Enneagram.

The game where you get to change history by altering the President's
brain chemistry based on the dosage of the various antidepressants,
synthetic opiates, methamphetamines, and commercially available
alcohol you permit him to consume.

Business simulation model where you take your own real-life
professional peer group and alter the parameters of the Tall Proud
Successful Alpha Male and the Fairytale Career-Girl Princess. Watch
the Male fail to perform when you happily hide his Viagra! See the
Princess tweak when she can't go purge in the ladies' room after the
big business dinner!

The game that eliminates all the combat games. The game that
eliminates all combat. The game that levels per-capital income across
the globe as investment bankers dive out of windows.

– j.w., winter solstice 2007

Sunday, September 09, 2007

Turn The Page And other Delights (Part 1)

By Don Allred
"Everything I do is just a little wrong,
Everyday for me is the same,
Everyone I know is getting' in my face,
And I only got myself to blame."
That's Bob Seger, just before declaring (with a little swagger) that
he's about to "Wreck This Heart," the first track on Face The Promise,
his first album of all-new material since 1995's It's A Mystery.. As
on that album, Seger's pissed. But this new set is not divided into
confrontational social commentary versus near-greeting-card verses
about the joys of family life. No, Face The Promise is a richer mix,
emotionally and sonically. At 61, Seger knows there's enough blame to
go around, and for what. But he also knows how far knowing that will
get you, so "Wreck This Heart," for instance, is less about
self-recrimination than it is a pretext to cut loose, via guitars,
bass and drums. (Bits of keyboard on some tracks, but the air is
finally free of antiseptic, Roy Bittanesque billows and pillows.
Mainly and appropriately, since much of mainstream pop country now
taps 70s hard rock, you get A-List Nashville Cats. J.T. Corenflos,
whoo-hoo!) Und also the historically inevitable duet with Kid Rock:
"Real Mean Bottle," written by Vince Gill, about Merle Haggard,
ummkay? It's real good, honkies tonky honkin' down the highway. Yet
there's no macho nostalgia either. That's right: Bob Seger, of all
people, is not doing nostalgia anymore.
Well, not as much, anyway. But it's basically a familiar approach,
and he can't help invoking comparisons, mostly favorable. Although,
Face The Promise does have a few tamer examples of his patented
medium-speed numbers, not quite ballads: "Seger mediums," he calls
them. As he once admitted, "They were a challenge to write, now
they've become formulaic."
But Seger's always been ready to teach us, on his recordings and in
his overall career, about the trickiness of adapting, the need to
remain unsettled. His earliest known songs bear this out, as collected
on The Singles 1966-1967, a deleleted, but still findable, Capitol
Records release. Seger's first single, "East Side Story," is about the
inevitable rise and fall of a novice thief, who brags about his
ability to deal with soft, rich folks. The song stomps along in the
face of doom, punkily enough. Attitude is less predictably employed in
his second single, "Ballad Of The Yellow Berets." In effect, its
gleeful delivery is as much a takeoff on Sgt. Barry Sadler's solemnly
monotonous original, "Ballad Of The Green Berets," as it is on the
"yellow" mid-60s Vietnam War protestors. But then the third single,
"Persecution Smith, " shows up, and Seger's music seems to take a
great leap forward, forcibly enough.
"Persecution Smith" speeds along, like Bob Dylan's contemporaneous
"Subterranean Homesick Blues." The antique folk-rock style is still
startling: the song, like its protagonist, jangles along, in a stiff,
rusty, but tireless way. Smith is a compulsively radical reactionary,
the embodiment of entropy, but human enough to torture himself and
everybody else he can reach. The crudeness of the song makes young
Seger's vision more unsettling, more believable: "Persecution Smith"
is just plain old, and getting older all the time. "He's here, he's
there, he's everywhere" seems more true than corny, in this case,
because Smith infiltrates everything, like dust.
This kind of dust forms the question mark in the title of the fourth
single, "2 + 2=?" In "East Side Story, " the fallen bad boy's
girlfriend cried, because he died like she knew he would. In this
song, the girl cries because her boy dies in a war, and "she just
doesn't understand." How could she not understand? What is there to
not understand? Doesn't she know there's a war on? What kind of girl
is this, what kind of country, what kind of war, if she doesn't know?
In 1971, Seger released an album, Mongrel, about the adventures of a
long-haired misfit, determined to strut his stuff in the gray teeth of
conformity. "You can call me Lucifer, if you think you should, but I
know I'm good!" Yet such cockiness has to deal with killjoys, the
ones who are "Leanin' On My Dream," in which the narrator finally
joins the protestors, when he gets his own draft notice. "Lord, you
shoulda heard me scream!" He doesn't claim to be any better than the
"Yellow Berets, " and he's no less stubborn than the vicious
reactionaries in "Looking Back": "Too many people lookin' back!"
Although "Looking Back" was recorded along with the tracks that
appeared on Mongrel, it first appeared as a stray single. Its LP debut
was on Seger's 1976 concert album, Live Bullet, the commercial
breakthrough of which really was a case of too many people looking
back. That's where he became a merchant of rock nostalgia, and
something of an addict, which may well have affected his ability to
check the quality of the goods, though his masterpiece, Night Moves,
appeared the same year, and it addressed the craving for nostalgia,
tracing the dusty, creeping awareness of age. From getting a kick out
of remembering "workin' on our night moves," to waking up and
thinking, "Ain't it funny how the night moves," which needs no
question mark, because it's a feeling the singer already knows too
well. And what happens when you guard your hard-won too well, so there
just isn't so much "left to lose."
The follow-up, Stranger In Town, was pursued through fun "Hollywood
Nights," by the perfect urn of "Still The Same," eyes wide open as he
slides gently downhill through the cliches, through "Feel Like A
Number," where, as Robert Christgau says, "The banal critique of
quantification is renewed by Seger's measured intensity." (Just as
"Turn The Page," is about watching and otherwise participating in
mechanical reproduction of self, with an appropriately spooked,
subdued vocal, typically run over by big mouth James Hetfield, who
sneered at Seger, who provided him with a radio hit cover, probably a
bigger hit than any Het' up originals.)Yeah, "measured intensity,"
the better side of Eliot's "I have measured out my life in coffee
spoons," and this affinity is one of the reasons he got lured so far
into the production cycle. (That, and the downwardly mobile middle
class [he and his mother and older brother were abandoned by his
work-drink cycling, multi-instrumentalist/bandleader/Ford Motor
company medic/medial school dropout father] equivalent of what Rodney
Crowell diagnosed as his own "sharecrop mentality.") Not that people
from quite different backgrounds don't get squeezed as well, and don't
get dragged along through a lot of other stuff that's leaning on their
own dreams. Negotiate, work within the system, pick your battles, then
dig in your heels, even if you get stiff enough that you get dragged
some more, even when there's a good detour. Count it out, here we go.
Later, he would imagine being young and proud and "Making
Thunderbirds" ("in '55", when he was 10).
Yeah, so, as you probably know too well, he (and possibly you, and
certainly I) indulged his mix of autumnal (yet sometimes sufficiently
rocking) insight and mere mush for many a year, many a multi-platinum
record.

Turn The Page And O.D.(Pt. 2)

TURN THE PAGE AND O.D. (PT. 2)
It's A Mystery only went gold, but Seger kept trying to make another
album of (even sharper) social commentary, because he became a father
at forty-seven, and while that was his self-stated reason for
"retiring," to take care of his kids, he's got a lot to sort out and
sing about, to his family, to himself, to whoever listens. He's got a
new song about war: "No More" is the title, and the point. He sounds,
not necessarily older than on most of Face The Promise (where the
raspy wailing top end of his range is gone, or obscured by clouds),
but he's especially weary on this track. He's doggedly dog-tired of
having to sing about war; he remembers previous occasions all too
well. And that's a good cure for nostalgia: a strong memory. PS: in
the middle of this our life's journey toward Face The Promise
[1997-2006], came 2003's Greatest Hits 2. Key might well be track 4,
"Beautiful Loser." Little Brother Underdog stops worrying long enough
to kid and look quizzically at his His Way of getting in even or
especially the hard or anyway long way. And does indeed scoop up some
beautiful losers, lost from the spotlight: prime but mere album
tracks, not hot singles; hot but not overplayed singles; soundtrack
contributions; covers/derivations; and stuff that would have been good
on Face, but he'd ditched that and started over, knew he already had
tons of stuff to chose from. It all sounds great, in this context.
Even track 1, "Understanding," from the Teachers soundtrack, though
boring, is thematically apt, and leaves no bad (or other) aftertaste,
as the continuity quickly kicks on. The Night Moves blues karma guy,
who went back to "Mainstreet," as carved into the great shining
mausoleum of Greatest Hits Une, is now sweating "Fire Down Below, "
and needs to be reassured by the enlightened butt respectors of "Watch
Her Strut." (GH1 released in 1994, opened to the no-fault collision
insurance of "Roll Me Away," but the only exit was via Rick Vito's
great, groaning slide solo, which finally discharged or at least
dislodged the younger-self-as-ancestor worship of "Like A Rock." Even
"Night Moves" didn't sound as good in this context, where the midnight
insights seemingly led to ever stiffer rituals.)
Meanwhile, back on GH2, inspired derivations x departures incl.
"Sunspot [Sahmspot] Baby," big sad eyes, drawls, draws for the bit o
honey who's ripped off Underdawg. Savors the crime scene details of
Broocian but dab hand "Manhattan," just showing the younger geezer how
to write and sing one. Ditto the Waits-written but minimally mannered
"New Coat Of Paint." Wailing in the tick-tock machine of Rodney
Crowell's "Blame It On The Moon." (Hey, an actual hit on GH2; getting
technical again, are we!) Self-writ duet with Martina McBride,
"Chances Are," gloriously. (This is how it's done, Kenny Rogers.) On
"Satisfied," he confides he needs some truth, some dignity, some
beauty, "But meanwhile, I need a place to hide." On "Tomorrow," he
can't tell you what happens when/if "neutrinos have mass," or about
anything else up ahead, but suggests the utilization of "the sports
section, the weather channel, a good battery." Did all that, and now
there's a new album after all! And almost as good as this, or close
enough, if you've got both, and other good stuff.

Saturday, March 10, 2007

March 10, 2007

walking through the square
past all the brunch restaurants
to get my hair cut

Thursday, February 22, 2007

TUSK!

Atlanta-based Mastodon, polymathic rawkissers of rippling thud, and formerly the hardest-touring, biggest-selling band on indie metal's highly esteemed Relapse Records, made their major label debut in September '06, with the Warner Brothers release of Blood Mountain. Ensuing online discussion topics, pro and con, will be dealt with in the following manner:

1. "Mastodon Are Mainstream Metal Wannabees." Wrong, they already were mainstream, and no wannabees. At least, to a non-specialist hard rock fan, it seems like all the bands on the "edge" (on Relapse, especially) are the default mainstream of metal. These are the acts who sustain interest and success, via die-hard fans, as CD sales and big-ticket tours continue to die. (Are you going to see Van Halen with your uncle? Again?) If you count only who's on the top of the charts, notice that Iron Maiden made the Top Ten this fall, and Slayer made the Top Five. Maiden's purple mulch, Slayer's rainshark riffage, and both bands' unabashed bashing, are obvious (early) inspirations to Mastodon and their colleagues. Which leads to...

2. "Mastodon are Metallica '86." See 1. No Hollyweird Hair Metalneck overground to rise above, from their San Francisco clubfringe exile. And no Eurometal mail-order-only darkness to enlighten the starved masses with, not when downloads are spilling out of every home, school, and library screen. Also,Mastodon are very old, unlike Metallica in '86.

Yes, and if we must talk about "the edge," Mastodon, in their mid-thirties, are now touring more than ever, away from their wives and kids more than ever, and were recently reported as saying they still hadn't seen any big paychecks. Despite adapting to the pressure, Mastodon refuse, so far, to rehash their influences, nor do they take any other conventionally mainstream approach. They don't write about girlfriends and parents or children or parents or drugs or The Road, unless these are red bulls and striding behemoths on 2002's Remission; tales of Moby Dick, Captain Ahab, Thor, and lava lovers on 2004's Leviathan; not to mention birchmen, sleeping giants, crystal skulls, Cysquatch (child of Sasquatch and the Cyclops), and mortal soil, on 2006's Blood Mountain. They also don't have a dominant-to-domineering lead singer (speaking of Metallica). They all four sing "lead," exchanging imagery like they do instrumental vignettes, getting better with each album, and, on Blood Mountain, guest vocals (and lyrics) of Neurosis' Scott Kelly fit in seamlessly, as do the distinctive intonations of Queens Of The Stone Age's Josh Homme and The Mars Volta's Cedric Bixler-Zavala.

3. "Mastodon's got the Ironic Metal Hipsters flocking in, stinking up the joint." Not like True Heads of Metal can't be hipsters, in the sardonically askance sense, and the ones who try to take metal "tropes" utterly seriously, and/or begrudge all outsiders any degree of askance (or study, or credulousness, for that matter), well. Irony, and whatever else you want to call the degree of distance necessary to get perspective (so that you don't confuse it with sarcasm or piety either), not only can co-exist with seemingly unmediated response, it can be a part of that response. The ultravividness of true starpower passes right through caricature (for light years, is the idea, and crying all the way to the bank, etc.) See Bob Dylan, Madonna, Axl Rose, Britney Spears, and many other politicial figures.

4."Mastodon's also got all the other indie rock people flocking in, trending away from acid folk." Maybe, but Mastodon are true indie rock people, commitment-wise. Also, Mastodon's lyrics are ultravividly multi-faceted: meant to be open to different interpetations, despite committment and other consistencies, like critters--all of that as any acid folk could hope to be. And acid folk is another side of prog, and Mastodon are into prog. When drummer Bram Dailor sings about a "labyrinth" in Blood Mountain's "Circle Sasquatch," he sounds like he's calling through the labyrinthine curvature of a vibrantly metallic mask, which is appropriate to all of Mastodon's words and music. (Not that they, especially with Dailor, can't swing like a wrecking ball.) Prog can be about rigor, not rigidity, getting in shape to go exploring, not just getting in shape. Nor do they settle for man vs. nature triumphalism, or man vs. nature rise & fall, even. It's man in nature, and vice versa, but especially striking is the former, like on Leviathan, when submission to Ahab is calculated, even with the beatdowns, there's a sense of direction, and even Ahab's trying to calculate how far he can get, into the blowhole of creation. Later that same voyage, it seems that getting thrown into a volcano can also be a crewman's opportunity (an ultimate entry-level gig). No matter how far they get, the albums always end with contemplation of something elsewhere. With instrumentals: Remission 's "Elephant Man," Leviathan's "Joseph Merrick" (AKA the real-life, thoughtful Elephant Man), and, best of all, Blood Mountain's "Pendulous Skin," which would be a good description of the Elephant Man. Or it could be the guy from the previous song, "Siberian Divide," so cold, hallucinatory, and plain hungry that he tried to eat himself. He could now be "Pendulous," being both gnawed and thawed. But he's here, and sounds happy: one of the Mastodons is singing along, down among the instruments, "Now that I've begun…" Don Allred

Friday, January 26, 2007

Kisses Sweeter Than Pine

The NashvilleScene.com field survey is upon us once more. COUNTRY BALLOT 2006 Don Allred Top Ten Country Albums Of 2006: 1. Jessi Colter: Out Of The Ashes (Shout! Factory) 2. Chatham County Line: Speed Of The Whippoorwill (Yep Roc) 3. Chris Smither: Leave The Light On (Signature Sounds) 4. Lone Official: Tuckassee Take (Honest Jons) 5. Various Artists: Kid Pan Alley: Nashville (Compass) 6. Cyndi Boste: Foothill Dandy (SoundVault) 7. CFH: Rebel Meets Rebel (Big Vin) 8. Willie Nelson: You Don't Know Me: The Songs Of Cindy Walker (Lost Highway) 9. Willie Nelson: Songbird (Lost Highway) 10. Oakley Hall: Gypsum Strings (Brah)

Top Ten Country Singles Of 2006: 1. Big & Rich: "8th Of November" 2. Anne McCue: "Coming To You" 3. Brain Surgeons NYC: "1864" 4. Rosanne Cash: "House On The Lake" 5. Ashley Monroe: "Satisfied" 6. Lari White: "Stinky Socks" 7. Dixie Chicks: "Not Ready To Make Nice" 8. Toby Keith: "A Little Too Late" 9. New Heathens: "Kansas Romeo" 10. Brain Surgeons NYC: "Lonestar"

Top Five Country Reissues Of 2006: 1. John Lee Hooker: Hooker (Shout! Factory) 2. Steve Goodman: Live At The Earl Of Old Town (Oh Boy) 3. Various Artists: Heartworn Highways (Shout! Factory) 4. Black Sage: Jack's Corner (Carpet Cat) 5. Various Artists: Classic Country: Sweet Country Ballads (Time Life)

Country Music's Three Best Male Vocalists Of 2006: 1. Willie Nelson

Country Music's Three Best Female Vocalists Of 2006: 1. Jessi Colter 2. Emmylou Harris 3. Dolly Parton

Country Music's Three Best Live Acts Of 2006: 1. Willie Nelson 2. Dolly Parton 3. Solas

Country Country Music's Three Best Songwriters Of 2006: 1. Chris Smither 2. Jessi Colter 3. Willie Nelson

Country Music's Three Best Duos, Trios, Or Groups Of 2006: 1. Solas 2. Shooter Jennings & The 357s 3. Cowboys From Hell

Country Music's Three Best Instrumentalists Of 2006: 1. Winifred Horan, fiddle (Solas) 2. Jon Graboff, steel guitar (Ryan Adams & The Cardinals) 3. Willie Nelson, guitar

Country Music's Three Best New Acts Of 2006: 1. Ashley Monroe 2. Sunny Sweeney 3. Carrie Underwood

Country Music's Three Best Overall Acts Of 2006: 1. Jessi Colter 2. Willie Nelson 3. Lone Official

Comments: Jessi Colter, whose early songs are credited to Margaret Eddy, from when she was married to Chuck's Uncle Duane, emerged for me, a little bit in the lemon-scented penumbra of her first and biggest Jessi hit, "I'm Not Lisa," and much moreso on the expanded reissue of Wanted: The Outlaws, but was and is still a reserved journeyman. An artist of poise and potential, a masterful student. Out Of The Ashes is a startling breakthrough, yet she seems shadowy, not furtive or coy, just driving her low, rumbling keyboard over high, rocky desert roads. Just like a woman, or some of 'em, no matter how much she tells you, there's a fair, if implied, warning, that there's a lot more where that came from, and a lot of it may stay Over There. For instance,there's a brief, vividly allusive, yet elusive critique of a certain outlaw, but in passing, as he's passing. She seems wise to have waited this long after Waylon's death to record again, to have gained perspective, but she doesn't dwell on it, except insofar as her home seems in motion: "His Eye Is On The Sparrow" and "Rainy Day Women" aren't the best performances, but they both move along at their and her own chosen speed, and they're both equally emblematic of her sensibility (And His eye surely must have noticed how they stone ya, counted by every one of Shooter's drumbeats on the collaboration originally commissioned by M-M-Mel Gibson for the companion album to The Passion Of The Christ, and must also have noticed that this sweatlodge session abjures the exploitational aspects of the stone-Ya in The Passion, or the similar sequence in On The Waterfront, while being scarier than either, just because of such unblinking austerity). Sorry to do this, but running out of time: for more on Jessi and Shooter , see "Honey Don't Put The OO Back in Umlaut! Shooter Jennings Makes Retro His Own Thing," archived at  https://thefreelancementalists.blogspot.com/2006/05/honey-dont-put-oo-back-in-umlaut.html 

Chatham County Line's Speed Of The Whippoorwill is non-nasal metagrass (if I move as quickly as they do, mebbe can survive retaliation for such a phrase). Migratory, sometimes fugitive Southerners, chasing the right job, running from the wrong one, or sometimes both, like the miner who gets into show biz by steering the coat tails of his prodigious (or at least well-disciplined) kids, but finally his fear of their failure, and his own return to the mines, is too great, and he takes their money and runs, pursued by CCL, with just the right, well-aimed mixture of coldness and compassion, of justice. (Also please see my feature on them, "Both Sides Of The Line," archived at http://www.charlotte.creativeloafing.com)(And what I wrote about Kid Pan Alley: Nashville, and Lari White's "Stinky Socks," you can read when I archive it at papercomet) 

Chris Smither, Leave The Light On: Smither, whose "Love Me Like A Man" and "I Feel The Same" were right at home on two of Bonnie Raitt's (and the '70s') best albums, Give It Up and Takin' My Time, reminds me that Allen Ginsberg said "Beat" came from "Man, I'm beat," and from "beatitude" also, and Smither's got his own sense of hard won grace. Not that he talks about it that way, but he lives it in his music, often enough. Def the folkier blues, though obsessive in a country way; can well imagine him on the corner of Bleecker and MacDougal with Fred Neil nigh on forty year ago(though his own route was basically from New Orleans to Cambridge), but no time for mellow crinkles, he's even more like Nick Nolte in North Dallas Forty, the old pro athlete who's gotta get up every morning and pretty literally put himself back together again. He does know how to do this, and the music is fluid, pickin' like those critters and other objects swimming in the floodwaters of O Brother, Where Art Thou? But the voice and the words are unsettled, always sorting themselves out (as are the pickers, but the other elements are always catching up)(although he's got good company, swimming around down, there, like the backup voices of Olabelle, at times: a serendipitous simulation of field recording magic, overall.)(Although the waltz version of "Visions Of Johanna" is hideous filigree.) "Father's Day" is one of the most lucidly scary songs ever: he's enough of a father and of a son and an artist for that. Also, "Johanna" aside, got covers that suit him well, from Peter Case and Mississippi Fred McDowell. (Voice now is like Tom Waits' was on Closing Time; well, kind of between that and Nolte's!)(If he can remind me of Waits, without turning me off, he's really got some stage presence). 

Someone else who overcomes objections, in this case even when I don't want him to, is Willie Nelson. Sounds like he may be reading the words to half the songs on Songbird for the first time, even the ones he wrote himself. But it works well enough, considering the way his voice and his guitar cue the steel guitarist, and the rest of The Cardinals, and even when he leadeth them to squash "$1000 Wedding," he puts the nightmarish lyrics across like he's umpiring a public atrocity, which he is, of course. "Stella Blue" could be unbearably poignant when sung by its composer, Jerry Garcia; Willie uses just enough time release of tiny pain pills to lure me in. And he nails "Hallelujah," even better than L.Cohen, who sounds even flatter than Willie, who really knows how to rhyme the title with "What's it to ya?" Several other A tracks, but yes, basically it's a rehash of material he's done before, and even his approach to"Amazing Grace," tilting it into the tune of "House Of The Rising Son," has already been done by The Blind Boys Of Alabama, though the arrangement must be different, 'cos it's credited to Ryan Adams. But Songbird's got the overall momentum that You Don't Know Me doesn't, quite. No way is his version of the latter's title track not left in the dust by Ray Charles, while the Songbird tracks that beg comparison also pass their tests. Also: who cares? This stuff works! As a guilty pleasure, anyway. And yeah, much more of a guilty pleasure than is

 Rebel Meets Rebel, which is presided over by David Allan Coe, as to the country metal manor born, and the Panterans have also found their true home, in whatever bar or barn or skidmarks may adorn Cat Scratch Highway (the country metal Brigadoon I want to swallow Montgomery Gentry's "Slow Ride In The Fast Lane," helping to slim MG's new set to its better half, and prove its title, Some People Change).

 Lone Official is a one trick pony, but one that keeps finding new ways to go from a suspended lope to rippling explosions: as country as their race hoss muses. 

Oakley Hall, bearing the same name as the Western novelist admired by Thomas Pynchon, and the same name as the novelist's visionary playwright son, who seems to be steadily, amazingly recovering from fearsome brain injury, over the course of thirty years, is now also a solid band of pioneers, forcing themselves to plunge ever deeper into the poison glow of the wilderness, flagellant poetry in motion, at least when their guitars are in full cry. But they aren't always. They know how to ease up sometimes. Which gives them more energy to get themselves in even deeper, to "House Carpenter," where "those hills are murder."

 My New Year's resolution is to find something interestingly bad to write about (no, not interestingly bad to write, I got that covered). Let's start early with Wayne Hancock's '06 release, Tulsa. His persona here, even more than usual, is that of somebody who's made himself come out of the wilderness (might be a descendant of Oakley Hall's cousin, not quite a direct line). He's come to town, looking for some fun. Not all fun, not big fun, and nothing too weird or wildernessy, just the normal stuff that normal farmers and cowhands and townies take for granted. His voice is marked by thirst and maybe strain, but also it's naturally kinda high and thin; he's comfortable with that, and used to turning over every rock bottom of depression to get where he has to, or, in this case, wants to go, to see those bright lights tonight. And he's arrived somewhere, but these lights are dimmer than Hancock's willpower. This may well not be his band's fault. Judging by No Depression's description of a session, for a track on an earlier, equally frustrating (and perhaps frustrated) album. WH lambasted the players, because the song is "starting to sound like Elvis, and I hate Elvis!" So maybe the desert's in him too deep to shake, but still he proves he has star power, by letting it trickle through the dust. 

Oh yeah, the singles: Brain Surgeons NYC sometimes do the urban country boogie, like they worked extended temp in the Dallas Schoolbook Suppository, lookin' at the world through a computer screen, like the rest of us, and, if Ross The Boss's leads didn't seem quite so trite quite so often, and if Al Bouchard gave up the mic more often to Deborah Frost, then Denial Of Death might well have made my Rock Top Ten. But even so, on "Lonestar," you get that Metal Brenda Lee is comin' on strong, and Lemmy Lee too, pert' near (still meaning her, def not Al). But Al's the Yankee boy proudly reporting for duty in "1864," and no less country for that. 

Big & Rich's "8th Of November" marches to a certain point in the wilderness, then goes round and round and round, a lost patrol hanging onto that fiddle like a helicopter. Will the last person out of Saigon turn out the light at the end of the tunnel? (Sorry, that's just something I saw written in the Men's Room at Maxwell AFB, a long time ago.) 


But far from such a mossy cliché, is The New Heathens' "Kansas Romeo." The New Heathens are very influenced by The Drive-By Truckers, especially the way Patterson Hood's dry little cigarette voice sometimes squeezes as many words as possible into a bar line, then keeps on giving. But if I were assembling my own personal Deluxe Edition of Southern Rock Opera, I'd slip "Kansas Romeo" in with the best tracks from actual Truckers albums. Drawing on journalistic sources, it carefully details the story of a kid from a low-income family, pegged as borderline, in ethnic "mix" and I.Q., who ended up in a prairie group home, fell in love, but "stopped as soon as he was asked." Nevertheless, he's last seen in a prison cell, praying for forgiveness. As the situation is described here, it seems likely that he would have been charged with statutory rape, at most, if he hadn't loved "another Romeo, instead of a Juliet." How many times has this happened? Only once, in any song I've ever heard or heard of. It's not much shelter, but I hope the guy in the song hears it someday, sounding like one thing more than his own lonely voice. 

Oops, the Reissues: Certainly in terms of obsessiveness with the finer things in life ,and with some other things as well, and of the resourcefulness, which is part of the obsessiveness, John Lee Hooker is country, don't you think? Maybe not twisted enough, judging by Hooker, the box set, but close enough. Hooker prowls through all the one-man band sides he recorded under various names; that's just one of its missions. And the one-man-band consists of various effects of voice, guitar, and foot, no cymbals or other fancy hookups required. Of all heavy friends on the final disc (each of whom finds his own foothold, and his own release), Robert Cray is the one who emulates and builds on the inflections of Hooker's voice (and those other elements).Cray's probably noticed that, by this point in the saga, The Hook's stutter, for instance, has been demonstrated as a way to pick up women. (What the heck, it sounds sounds as plausible as any other approach.) 

Steve Goodman's Live At The Earl Of Old Town features Jethro Burns on mandolin, appropriately enough, considering Goodman's twists on Homer and Jethro's own smoothly skewed sensibility. Oh, everything's real tuneful and chirpy, with covers of "Red, Red Robin," "Rockin' Robin," and "I'll Fly Away." But we also get the exultation of towing "service" pirates of insatiable greed (based on a true Chicago enterprise, a company named Lincoln, of course, set those pirates free!). And ugly, funny, scary ditties by Shel Silverstein, and Steve's own account of an H&Jesque innocent , checking out that there NYC meat market, and even his also self-writ "City Of New Orleans" sounds stained here, and overall, Goodman, who worked his way through college penning jingles and singing at the folkie-legendary Earl, while beginning to deal with the condition that tracked his 15-year career, earns (and tips our way) the self-awarded halo of Cool Hand Leuk, one more time. (Although I haven't heard SG's other live sets, and Xgau told he gives this one an Honorable Mention, but he loves the live disc of Goodman's No Big Surprise anthology, and if that really is so much better than this, well so much the better indeed.)

Monday, January 15, 2007

In Memoriam

Is anyone else out there mourning the passing of Michael Brecker?

His presence is going to haunt us for a long time to come, and in
unexpected, forgotten places. I apologize to you other trainspotters
for not listing some of them, but at the moment I just don't have the
time to go through the *NINE* screens' worth of albums with
Brecker-as-sideman appearances that are listed on allmusic.com.

There was a time when, hearing a guest sax solo on a pop record, I
would say to myself, "hmm, Mike Brecker again -- I guess David Sanborn
was already booked that day," -- AND VICE VERSA.

Brecker was truly the best Great White Hope on tenor that our race
has ever come up with. And he belongs to the long line of musicians
who were hired by George Clinton AFTER they had already played with
James Brown (who, you'll note, beat Brecker to the finish by less than
three weeks).

In fact, my own all-time favorite Brecker guest spot is on
Parliament's "P.Funk (Wants to Get Funked Up)", which opens
"Mothership Connection": after George Clinton has presented his
manifesto, the horns step in and put things in perspective with
cooler-than-school solos. And while of course that's Fred Wesley on
trombone, it's Brecker and not Maceo testifying on tenor.

But that's just the paying-the-rent half of his life. Besides being
the era's most ubiquitous studio-session tenor saxophone player, he
was also the most influential JAZZ saxophone player of the past couple
of decades.

The cynic in me revelled in all the ironies when I saw him live in
Warsaw in June 1995, playing to a packed house of several thousand at
the Sala Kongresowa. For one thing, the opening act was Bob Berg's
quartet; and hearing Berg vis-a-vis Brecker, I was reminded of Lester
Young's comment on Paul Quinichette: "I don't know if I should play
like myself or like Lady Q, because Lady Q is playing so much like
me." But if they had booked any one of a dozen other young
saxophonists to open, I would have reacted the same way.

And then more irony: Brecker's appearing with headliner McCoy Tyner
meant that John Coltrane's former pianist had brought along the tenor
player whom jazz DJ Peter Michaelson once described as
"Coltrane-squared". I had long thought that Brecker's jazz style
could be summed up by saying that he had mastered "Giant Steps"-era
Coltrane but didn't bother with anything chronologically beyond that,
except that he learned how to do it twice as fast.

This was a slack oversimplification: he made his home within that
framework, but played with one order of magnitude greater complexity.
While I still love his playing on Pat Metheny's "80/81", it's
Dick-and-Jane material compared with later, when Brecker would
condense three to five times as many musical ideas in the same space.
It was mind-boggling, and invited the worst tendencies of jazz
listening/spectating (and jazz playing): can he do circular
breathing, check, good command of altissimo register, check,
flutter-tonguing, check, can he jump three and a half octaves and come
back down in the space of three notes, check. (No wonder he titled
one of his solo albums, "Don't Try This at Home.") But if, instead of
my thinking that it was all presented in an arbitrary and haphazard
way, the phrase "cut-up method" had occurred to me, things would have
clicked and I would have become a hopeless fanatic.

May his memory be blessed.


P.S. If you want to be an obsessive completist about it, start here
and page through:
http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&searchlink=MICHAELBRECKER&sql=11:gm2zefbkhgf5~T4




John Wojtowicz

Thursday, January 11, 2007

J-Pop Tree

Idolator Jackin' Pop 2006 Ballot (with links added to my reviews of
some entries, plus original ballot's brief comments retained at end)
Albums:
1. Robert Cray Band: Live From Across The Pond (Nozzle)
(See comments on his work with John Lee Hooker in the 01.2007
archive, Country Ballot 2006, and comments on this album are
on this ballot, in last section)
2. Jessi Colter: Out Of The Ashes (Shout Factory)
For her & Shooter, see 04.2006 archive on top right margin here
(also, see comments on the Country 2006 ballot)
3. Leanne Kingwell: Show Ya What (Krill)
See "Jeepster"( just below the belatedly added, out of
reverse-chronological-sequence
"Barred Bards") ,on the front page of my Voice stash,
http://MyVil.blogspot.com/
4. Fiery Furnaces: Bitter Tea (Fat Possum)
http://www.uweekly.com/story.php?iidart=4113
5. Tolcha: Gestalt (Meta Polyp)
http://www.paperthinwalls.com/singlefile/item?id=26
6. Sepultura: Dante XXI (SPV)
http://charlotte.creativeloafing.com/gyrobase/Content?oid=104535
7. Particle: Transformations Live For The People (Shout Factory)
http://www.uweekly.com/story.php?iidart=3434
8. Voivod: Katorze (The End/EMI)
9. Cyndi Boste: Foothill Dandy (SoundVault)
10. Bobby Previte: Coalition Of The Willing (ropeadope)
(scroll a little further down this page, or chack 12.2006 archive, for
blog mix of uweekly article)
Singles:
1. Scream Club: "Pardon Me" (Wired)
2. Lavender Diamond: "You Broke My Heart" (ldr)
3. Terry Manning featuring the Hi Rhythm Section:
"I Can't Stand The Rain" (Sunbeam)
4. Anne McCue: "Coming To You" (Messenger)
http://www.paperthinwalls.com/feature/mixtape2006/?review_id=13
5. Hildegarde Knef: "Holiday Time" (Marina)
6. Chris Smither: "Father's Day" (Signature Sounds)*
7. New Heathens: "Kansas Romeo" (New Heathens)*
8. ESG: "I'd Do It For You" (Soul Jazz)**
9. Brain Surgeons NYC: "Plague Of Lies" (Cellsum)*
10. Red Lotus: "Firecracker" (Red Lotus Music)
*see Country 2006 ballot & comments, in 01.2007 archive
**see Dancestand Internationale (2006!), just before or after this here thing
Reissues:
1. John Lee Hooker: Hooker (Shout Factory)*
2. Lizzy Mercier Descloux (Ze)
See 9.2006 archive, Liquor For The Soul, and also **
3. China Shop: 21 Puffs On The Cassette
source:
(http://www.anthologyrecordings.com)
review:
See http://www.paperthinwalls.com/singlefile/item?id=226
4. Traffic Sound: Yellow Sea Years 68-71 (anthologyrecordings)
5. Eyeless in Gaza: Plague Of Years (Sub Rosa)
Artist:
1. Cary Baker, http://www.conqueroo.com / http://www.conjuroo.com
publicist, exec.producer
2. Scott Woods, http://rockcriticsdailyblogspot.com,
http://rockcritics.com
, writer, editor
3. http://paperthinwalls.com

editors, publishers & staff
Comments:
Vs. Death (incl. avoiding & otherwise messing with consequences) the
theme as usual, but if that sounds too rockist, be assured that my
album of the year, Robert Cray Band's Live From Across The Pond, has
plenty pretties to lure us into RC's obsessions. "Whether the right or
the wrong, at least the mystery's gone." But his guitar always thinks
otherwise, sniffing at numbers in a phone booth, extending a tour of
duty in Iraq, even trying to follow somebody down the hall. Now that
Dylan's finished his old-timey-rewired trilogy, maybe he'll check
this, and be reminded of just how deep a modern blues album can go.

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

DANCESTAND INTERNATIONALE (2006!)

 

 DANCESTAND INTERNATIONALE (2006!)

By Don Allred The underground dance hype of 2006 was Girl Talk's Night Ripper. It's a collection of early 00s-type mash-ups. Yes, nasty rap boys, chirpy r&b girls, Dadpop piano, Dadrock guitar, Dadpoprock women: they can all fit each other, we get it already. There aren't enough beyond-functional junctures sharp enough to seem as witty as the nudge-nudge wants to, although being instructed to "Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies," next to directions for the Tootsie Roll, is the whole thing in a nicety nutshell. But nothing is revealed, not like back in the day, when Freelance Hairdresser blowed-out Eminem's inner ragtime minstrel from the (''n-n-nobody listens to techno!") techno gallery, real good. And The Best Bootlegs...Ever was a comp; has there ever been an album of good mash-ups from one DJ, or one team? Well, speaking also of moments of insight, there's Steinski's No Fear, and just for fun, try a set from Soulwax AKA 2 Many DJs. But not many others, and not from Greg Gillis, not this time, anyway (haven't heard his first). Still, for those who wanna bootleg the bootlegger or get otherwise bizzy, note that the first five or six tracks Night Ripper tracks might well get you out on the floor; the rest may let us see if you can dance in your sleep. Speaking of hype, 2004's critically-acclaimed Rio Baile Funk: Favela Booty Beats gave birth to an '06 sequel, More Favela Booty Beats, which is better. More gives it up for Mama Brazil's mutable musical heritage, putting the (relatively) more relaxed, tuneful tracks in front this time, with (fewer) Portuguese-rapping, 2 Live Crew fans bringing up the rear. (Where they do provide itchy excitement.) In terms of projecting individual personality, though, most of the Brazilians are left in the dust raised by crate-digging visions of 80s rap, Miami bass, and dancehall, back there with the UK's cheeky (but jittery and uncertain)"freestyle" urchin, Lady Sovereign. Her US debut, Public Warning, doesn't provide many tracks that are both new and good, though it does conveniently collect most of her earlier, better (basically comedy) workouts. The Def Jam press sheet plays down the grime connection, since Dizzee didn't break here; rather, she is presented in historical perspective, an archetypical figure that arises from the classic UK rebel stance musics, like Poly Styrene! Well, they don't go that far, but squint your ears more toward Lulu in To Sir With Love, and Tracey Ullman, or that's more what she might should aim for. (In other words, start looking beyond the music.) But, since most of her best stuff has been out a while (new handlers gambling that something new from here is gonna break right past alll that internets stuff), on singles and/or the Vertically Challenged EP, this also seems like Gretchen Wilson's second album (syndrome). But, y'know, "Big up to Oliver Twist," and still love the way she mocks the (cool!) rockist guitars of "Blah Blah," by shrugging off, "rrrr-rrrr, rrrr-rrrr-rrrr-rrrr," at the end of lines. Elsewhere, she goofs in more ways than one, by imitating Missy's more forced-sounding sounds, especially since the latter almost steals the (superfluous) remix of "Love Me Or Hate Me," by appearing at her own most relaxed, ironically, but also briefly enough, so it works out ok. But what did happen back there on Chalkhill, Sov? Something not this cute, so she does jitter past it, but had to mention it. (Perhaps if only cos: you must do that in this form, but: Jay-Z's people are watching, so: can't get too real in a way that might be too UK and/or female). Let it be then, 'til when/if you're ready. But not reddy, not like the girl who overdoes the tanner (in malnourishment and London fog?) and leaves an organge ring on the toliet seat, in "Tango"! But overall in '06, such blinky-to-sparky graftings of popped "I" and booty-boogie-wookie are upstaged by the distinctive rap-bass-dancehall-salsa profiles of Lagos Stori Plenti: Urban Sounds From Nigeria. Here's the same range of mood and activity as on the compilation Futurism Ain't Shit To Me 2, but with no need for that American/European hip-hop party's sci-fi satire of backpackas, round-the-way gangstaz, etc. Not even when robots who "need, a, can, of beer, so, I, can, freee-stylle," vainly seek convincing "Fake Idees," so get into beefs with uncool humans, "jealous of my infinite lifestyle"? No, not with the everyday surrealism of Lagos at hand. For instance, Modenine's "419 State Of Mind" is an epic description of what can happen if you open one of those inbox-infamous "Nigerian letters." (It sounds pretty exciting! H'mmm) One European who could cope with the tricky temptations of North and South America, and even Africa, was the late great Frenchwoman, Lizzy Mercier Descloux. Ze Records' 2006 LDM anthology, Best Off, still spins an eye-widening world of jazzy, pop-art-punk-disco-globe music.(See also "Liquor For The Soul," in the 9.2006 archive link on your right margin.) In the late summer of '06, The Pet Shop Boys' Fundamental and Canadian DJ-turned-vocalist Tiga's Sexor sleeplessly cruised ancient, shadowy connections between glam, prog, and disco, in discreetly powerful new machines. "Each of you looked up, but no one said a word, I felt I should apologize for what I hadn't heard." So make your excuses and leave, plunge yourself into work, and then into "Luna Park," "where it can never get too dark," and real-seeming orchestras preside like trees, somewhere overhead. The Boys seem to have learned from Dusty, or anyway producer Trevor Horn has (as far as instrumentally emulating her own voice's timing and vibe, rather than the erratic arrangements of her non-Pet Shop settings.)(No, not Dusty In Memphis, more the Brit stuff.) Ballads are cosmic enough to not harm the momentum. Tiga has a little trouble with liftoff, but soon learns to use his vocal limitations ominously, though not too too-too, as Tom Verlaine would put it. This def. pertains to what Allmusic.com reviewer Jason MacNeil hears as Tiga's Pink Floydian vibe on one track, and that's the or a key to several others, including the Jeremy Irons-bringing-out-the best-of Roger-Waters finale. (Most of his best are collaborations with the Soulwax brothers.) "Pleasure From The Bass" is as headlong and hooded as any of it. Blowoff (Husker Du/Sugar frontman Bob Mould, times DJ Richard Morel), on their amorously armored, self-titled debut, and Zombie Nation (John Starlight), on Black Toys, brought those shadows into stripe the strobe light. Blowoff summons Bob as Leatherman, dancing like Peter Boyle in Young Frankenstein surely would have, if only he'd reached the beach. Black Toys could be called electro, or per-se dubstep, dubstep fortified with near-subliminal guitar shreds, Falstaffian space bass, and beats in big dirty silver boots, stomping and climbing up stadium steps. Also in 2006, two valiant, disco/house-based mixologists, Germany's Sven Vath and Italy's DJ Naughty, produced albums that encompassed the most tensile bends in old and new trends. On Vath's swanky-but-stanky 2-CD set, The Sound Of The Sixth Season, tracks like Extrawelt's "Zu Fuss" ripple through cycles of anticipation and payoff. But this kind of interaction also has to deal with the sheer length of the album, and the way any mix can eventually get predictable. (Okay, Disc 2 does seem to unwind, to some extent, from such obligations; it's just hard not to be think about the harpsichord massage/asssembly line dichotomy, once you've thought of it, while riding the rising traffic of Disc 1, most likely. Or reading about it here, before you've had a chance to listen. So, sorry to've mentioned it, actually; condense this [mix, not feature, please] a little, or just don't listen to it all at once, or try not to, and it's awesome.) DJ Naughty's A Naughty Night In Berlin is even more varied than Vath's vast valleys and peaks of tweaks, and can leave you gasping and grasping for more, despite its (single-disc) intensity. A clue to this balancing act is in the name of the DJ and his album: they get naughty indeed, but never too nasty. (Euros are better at the former.). 2006 was his diva, and she can teach 2007 how to sing as well. (http://www.forcedexposure.com/ is probably the best source of most of the best albums mentioned here.) (Ditto for instance ESG's Keep On Moving, with the hurt-so-good discipline of its pioneering, still trenchant bass & drum grooves, seldom-seen guitar, sweet incisions of vocals, incl. when ["I'm his"] "Ex" warns her successor of the pain that stains, deeper and deeper, it seems, but really it's the same, the same; but most of this is happy around that, and "purely physical, baay,by": Keep On Moving, either way.)(Also, Forced Ex should still have Panama! Latin, Calypso and Funk on the Isthmus 1965-75. lots of familiar and new and nascent styles and notions sorting themselves out, mash-ups not waiting for a DJ. Fave: The Exciters' "New Bag," which sounds like somebody's been listening to mid-60s James Brown, Miles Davis, and Velvet Underground's bread-x-butter, a-go-go rhythm guitarist, which one is he?)